Feds go after REAL terrorists: local public broadcasters

WVIA-TV president Bill Kelly found out his name was on the government's no-fly list as he tried to board a round-trip flight to Florida last week. He was allowed on his way, after getting extra "attention" from security screeners.

Think that's bad? It gets worse. Kelly will now be subjected to hours of torture as he tries to navigate the phone menu of the Transportation Security Administration, America's favorite useless agency, to find out how to clear his name.

How did Bill Kelly end up on the no-fly list? Simple. It's the beard. All terrorists wear beards!