Newspaper war catches WNEP's attention
WNEP is now jumping into the Times Leader/Citizens' Voice war, giving it some coverage. It's not like WBRE or WYOU would even tread into something involving their "News Alliance" partners. Here's a summary of the WNEP story:
Matt Golas: BUNCHA LAPDOGS *sputter* WE'RE FIGHTING MEN AND WOMEN *froth*
Scott Lynett: We're always looking to buy those bastards out...er, expand our business opportunities. Yeah...
Local Yokels: Durrrr...
Matt Golas: BUNCHA LAPDOGS *sputter* WE'RE FIGHTING MEN AND WOMEN *froth*
Scott Lynett: We're always looking to buy those bastards out...er, expand our business opportunities. Yeah...
Local Yokels: Durrrr...
posted by Howard Beale at 10:19 PM
4 Comments:
Wow the great WNEP has noticed the newspaper story but still hasn't reported on the child sex sting operation in Butler Township???
Shut up Andy
Three alleged child predators caught! And WNEP is wandering around looking for a new angle on the CV/TL rivalry?
I'm hoping for a new look at Lyndall S's pending nupitials. Details at 11, I'm sure.
WELL, I SEE WNEP FINALLY LEARNED THAT THE TIMES LEADER MAY BE SOLD.....DAH, THIS HAS BEEN AN ONGOING "STORY" FOR A WHILE NOW. NOW THAT THEY SANK THEIR TEETH INTO THE STORY, LET'S SEE WHAT THEY DO WITH IT. IT WILL BROBABLY GET SOME SMARMY WHINING FROM ONE OF THE REPORTERS WHO "PABLUM PUKE" ALL THE STORIES (FEATURES) HANDED TO THEM BY A NEWS DIRECTOR WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE, AN ASSISTANT NEWS DIRECTOR WHO IS TAKING SO MUCH TIME OUT OF THE DAY TO COVER HIS DUMBASS THAT HE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THE NEWS. PRODUCERS WHO ARE "REDUCED" TO COPY WRITERS BEING DRIVEN BY A FORMER PENNDOT SPOKESPERSON....jOKE, WHAT'S YELLOW AND SLEEPS 8.....A PENNDOT TRUCK FULL OF BRAINLESS PENNDOT SPOKESPEOPLE....HA HA! AS LONG AS A ROAD WILL BE CLOSED FOR 15 MINUTES OR MORE, "WE GOT A STORY" DAVE KRISANDA. AND THE KICKER....THE REPORTERS AT 16 ARE SO BUSY FEEDING THE NEWSCASTS MINDLESS STORIES, THERE IS NO TIME TO COVER A REAL STORY LET ALONE INVESTIGATE ANYTHING, UNLESS THEY SEND SCOTT (TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY, AND I'LL SAY IT) SHAFFER WHO PLAYS LIKE A REAL REPORTER, BUT IS A BIT ONE SIDED ON THE STORIES HE CHOOSES TO COVER. MAYBE THEY WILL SEND JULIE SIDONI, WHO IS PRETTY ON THE EYES, BUT IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT ONE MORE POOR PUPPY DOG OR THE HEART ASSOCIATION IS "GEARING UP" FOR SOMETHING, JULIE CAN YOU FIND REAL NEWS? IS LACKAWANNA COUNTY REALLY SO BORING AND "NEWSLESS?" ASK THE PEOPLE THERE, BETWEEN HERE IN LUZERNE AND LACKAWANNA COUNTIES, NO REAL NEWS EVER GETS COVERED, IT'S LIKE THE OIL SUPPLY IN THE U.S., (PLENTY TO GO AROUND, BUT NO ONE CAN FIND IT). BUT IF A SUN SHOWER WERE GOING TO HAPPEN, WNEP SWINGS INTO ACTION AND WE SEE ALERTS ON OUR SCREEN FOR CLEVELAND FOR GOD'S SAKE, WARNING US TO TAKE COVER SO WE DON'T GET HIT WITH FALLING WATER. BORING!! IF YOU SEE IT AT 5, WATCH AGAIN AT 6, 7, 10 AND 11, IT MAY BE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER, BUT IT IS ALL THE SAME,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, SORRY, I DOZED OFF THINKING ABOUT IT. ONE DAY, AND THAT DAY MAY BE COMING SOONER THAN THEY THINK, THE NEXT GENERATION WHO DOESN'T WATCH NEWS ARE GOING TO BE FILLING OUT NEILSON BOOKS. SEE YA BIG 16. IF YOU BORE 50 AND 60 YR OLDS, IMAGINE WHAT THAT WILL DO TO THE X-TREME GENERATION.
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